uh beez proud 

o muh egypshun

roots 

muh grait grait

grait grait

grait grait

granmammy

beez uh eegypshun

princess an she cud fly an sheeet 

den da white debbil

come 2 da

muddalan an rob her

juju an sheeet

an dat why muh

granny Herpeesha end

up in da 

cotton field 

muh mammy Jenirrieah no work da cotton field she beez turnin tricks dat beez me poppin out her belly

Mammy still beez a hard workin gurl me an her sometimes do turn tricks togethah 

Dis beez muh auntie LaSluttah she bin livin in da muddalan

Dis beez muh coozin LaTreenah she libs in da muddalan Auntie LaSlutta beez her mammy she don no who beez duh babydaddy

LaTreenah beez very popoolah gurl in da village all de young bucks wanna piece o LaTreenah she beez even mo poopulah dan Rosie de goat mebbe iz beecoz she git beeeeg titties 

Dat be mah babee LaTranny wit babydaddy Leroy, de popo bin lookin followin him cos he sells crack an shit, dat is how ah met

Dat be mah sista Chlamydyeea wiv her buyoy Jenkim and her boo LeFester. Me ah LeFester got down an dirty afta smokin crack an he is also mah babydaddy fwa mah son LeFester Junior

Dis muh big sista Gannarreah, she biz uh workin girl she gots da booty

Dis be mah boo J'QueQue ah met him last week at carneeval ah think he gonna be mah next babydaddy. He got ah good job fwa some feenanshal company calls 419, it be intanashunal it have head offis in Niggeria.

He get money fwom white folk jus bah sendin da emails wiv his coonpootah. Mebbe ah start doin dat 2. Ah can be turnin tricks an be on da coonpootah at da same time

Mah sistas an me off to git down an dirty in Coontown. De popo bin hasslin us cos dey is raseest pigs

Dis muh cuzin, LaToiletta. She da bomb. All da niggahs wanna do da durty wiv LaToiletta, she be classy
If ah bin ah lesbeeyun I would git down an durty wiv LaToiletta an me an her goes on da Jerry show- we alwis git mo money if we works 2getha

Dis muh great granmamy LaKeefah

she beez learnin 2 use

dah coonpootah

she lubs de pawrn