To beez da bomb yo needs to look good fwom yo head to yo toes

an don foegets yo ass!

Heer uhz tell yo skanky crack hoes wat to do

to makes sho yo gits da biznezz

Doncha evah let no one see yo nappy head 

or yo babeez gonna have no chikkin

an yos gonna have to do ghetto lobstah

yos kin uze yo magginashun an sheeet

liek muh homegurls heer

Shoronda beez very creetif an sheeet 

dis took her 10 hours but shes worf it

she beez uh classy hoe

yo needs to make sho yo teefs

beez clean win yo go to work

if yos git no toofpaste keep

sum grillz an put em on

always wear grillz if yos got no teefs

sum brothaz also liek da hoes to wear

uh lip disk but yos gotta beez careful

if yos gib him sum downlow lubbin

yo nails needs to look da biznezz

not jus yo claws but yo toes too

Win yos uh workin gal yo needs to keep yo ass cleen

an maek sho yo vajajay ain stanky

Mama Beeskeets da best sheeet

But if yos too buzzy liek muh gurlfrien Sheneeka yos gotta do wat yos gotta do nowattamsayin

(c) LaTrine Jakscoon 2008