Age 24
Height 5ft 4
Weight 180lb
Fave Food - Fried Chicken an Waddymelon
Fave Drink - Colt 45
Smokes - Kools
Fave tv shows - Jerry Springer, Maury
Ambishun - to go on Jerry an beat da shit outta dat hoe LaQuanda who bin foolin
about wiv Leroy. Ah alsa wannabe on Maury an find out who be da babydaddy fwa
mah Tyrone LeCharles Junior
Bad habits - Ah like da crack if I cannat get no crack I likes sniffin jenkem
Greatest Achievement - mah good looks an mah bootiful skin an hair
Uh lubs dat Fiddy Cent uhz wanna beez his babymamma LaToiletta sez he dun look liek a monkey uh fink she beez jeeeluz uh lubs jenkem it beez gud sheeet muh chillin lubs it too dat beez muh Prince Leroy Junior theThird in da middle wiv 2 o LaToilettas chillin dey all has da same babydaddy uh lubs da bongo parties an sheeet uhz kin git dem desinah labbels fo free uhz liek gettin things fo free uh lubs muh chillin cept win dey gib me greef an sheeet den uhz wanna make dat ghetto lobstah uh lubs bling de mo bling de bettah uhz gonna beez rich an famoose an hab lots an lots o bling liek muh Unkle Jamaal dat beez him in da pikshure he beez lookin pimp tite Uh lubs muh nigga Obongo he beez da bomb he beez da King of Kings an sheeet uh beez arteestik an sheeet an uh lubs pootry speshully da homies rappin bout dey muh dikks
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noooses if uh seez uh nooose uhz report dat to da Revrind Al coz dat beez rayseest an sheeeet muh boo J'QueQue no care dat beez him at da top o dem stairs dat beez his gradumacashun he beez all clevah an sheeeet |
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Da popo dey keep arrestin muh Black azz jus cos uhz beez uh workin gal dey beez rayseeest muddafuggas dey lubs LaToiletta she gibs dem
sum lubbin fo free an dey leeve her alone
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white wimmin speshully dat biatch at da welfer offise who won gib me muh food stamps dem white wimmin all beez fugly skinny azz cave biatches dat welfer bieatch look liek dis skinny bieach in da pikshure J'QueQue sez she beez hot an um jeeluz |
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dem peeps at
who sez niggah all da time |
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dem maing wot wear white sheeets on dey heads an burn crosses an sheeet dey not beez likin me uh wents to one o dem parties an dey chase muh Black azz out dey no beez wantin no lubbin |
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Dem peeps wot writ dat Fed Up sheeet dey keep sayin niggah a lot an dey beez makin muh Auntie Tomika dance fo free she no stop dat dancin uhz fink she beez robbin muh crak |
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white wimmin dey all beez ugly dey beez jeeluz cos we Black wimmin beez da bomb |
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(c) LaTrine Jakscoon 2008
